Things said to me in bed over the past 4 years and 7 months

It’s bigger than I expected

It’s smaller than I expected

That’s snack size

Size doesn’t matter

I”m a size queen

I don’t know if I’ll even feel that

I hope it doesn’t hurt, that’s way bigger than my ex-husband

You look slimmer with clothes on

You look heavier with clothes on

Your hair is so cute like that

Why don’t you take better care of your appearance?

You’re so handsome

I wouldn’t mind being flogged

are you ever going to touch my pussy?

I hate pain

Are those ropes hanging in the corner?

You make me laugh so much

I wish you would (fill in the blank with what their last boyfriend did)

I am falling more and more in love with you

Now we’re not just fluid-bonded, we’re fart-bonded

I think you missed a spot